[10 Dec 2009|09:00pm] note_to_cat [hiddenmuse] [ mood | frustrated ] [ music | "Good Eats" on TV ] Dear Cleo, You are an asshole, you know that? Going on a hunger strike because you don't like the food? Even though it's the same food you've been eating for months! So stop whining and waking me at 3 in the morning for food - you're gonna get the same thing, no matter what. Love, Your human momma (the Other Mother) (This would be Cleo - the pain in the ass cat) 2 post comment

Trich and Music. [10 Dec 2009|10:14pm] trich [frailure] [ music | Nine Inch Nails - The Fragile ] I was listening to Nine Inch Nails tonight, and it got me thinking... The Fragile (song) came on, and the lyrics have always spoken to me as my own Trich soundtrack/song. The song is obviously not about Trich, but it's always been a track that just speaks so loudly to me. Lyrics: She shines in a world full of ugliness She matters when everything is meaningless Fragile She doesn't see her beauty She tries to get away Sometimes it's just that nothing seems worth saving I can't watch her slip away I won't let you fall apart I won't let you fall apart I won't let you fall apart I won't let you fall apart She reads the minds of all the people as they pass her by Hoping someone will see If I could fix myself I'd... but it's too late for me I won't let you fall apart I won't let you fall apart I won't let you fall apart I won't let you fall apart We'll find the perfect place to go where we can run and hide I'll build a wall and we can keep them on the other side but they keep waiting and picking and picking and picking... It's something I have to do I won't let you fall apart I was there too I won't let you fall apart Before everything else I won't let you fall apart I was like you I won't let you fall apart It can be literally or figuratively... Do you have a song or soundtrack that you feel speaks personally or specifically to you about yourself and/or your Trich? 1 post comment

Dear Mai & Tai [10 Dec 2009|05:01pm] note_to_cat [musiquephan] [ mood | hopeful ] I made a promise to you when your momma passed I would find a wonderful, safe, and loving home where you could both remain together. And I did just that. Cous' and her hubster were thrilled to add the two of you to their family. Thank you so much for behaving yourselves on the long drive to Charlotte. Although I still say it was they who needed the Benedryl more than you two. Now that you are there, don't worry Porsche and Jax ignore you. Maybe if you'd come out from under the bed more often they'd want to play. I've heard Enzo is being the ever-capable brat. Tai, you can kick his lanky butt. And honestly, Dixie might turn out to be pretty ok. I understand she's just a lowly slobbering dog, but give her a chance. Heck, it's not like you've never interacted with another cat or dog before. Dix is much sweeter than Libby, and Dix won't steal your toys. It warms my heart to hear you all adapted easily to the "family feeding schedule" and don't have to be kept in a separate room, although it is where you prefer to hang out. Your lives have had a lot of changes in the last two weeks, but Cous' and her Hubster love you very much. You have a wonderful home. It will take a few weeks, but you ladies will get in the groove with the rest of the bunch just fine. I know your momma would be happy. Keep in touch, Love, Musique post comment

[10 Dec 2009|04:30pm] note_to_cat [agibson714] Dear Chloe, You do not have to growl at everything that casts a shadow. Also, you do not have to hate every woman that sets foot inside our home. I know you were abused before I got you, but swiping at every woman who comes in is a BAD thing. Furthemore, quit playing the wrapping paper. Love, The Hand That Feeds post comment

Dear Pero [10 Dec 2009|04:39pm] note_to_cat [tempe_rivka] [ mood | happy ] [ music | holiday caroles on radio ] Dear Sweet Pero, Thank you for actually responding to the note I wrote to you the other day. You must have either read the note or read my mind! I see that you are now back to your bedroom habits, which is cute! I got a lot of enjoyment when you decided to lie across my chest so that I could pet you easily. You then went back to your late night bed which is my wheelchair. I am so happy that you have returned to your normal self and that you responded to my request! You are a wonderful boy! Love, Your hooman post comment

[10 Dec 2009|04:34pm] note_to_cat [takeoffxland] [ mood | worried ] Dear Calvin and Billie, I know you're both upset me moved. But it will be okay. I know our step-monster has three dogs and they're all dumb but they're small and like guinie pig sized you guys could totally beat them up. I love you both, It will be okay love your mama, brianna post comment

[10 Dec 2009|03:29pm] note_to_cat [lady_toky] [ mood | cold ] [ music | people talking cause pyron's not here yet ] Dear Spock, Please let me study, finals are coming up and I need to study and I hate having to get one book that I forget and go home grab it and leave so I want to study at home, SO LET ME STUDY. You are super cute and I love you very very much, but don't jump on my laptop, it's not a warmer; don't jump on my book while I'm reading. I love you to death but baby boy mommy needs to study and pass this semester. kthnx Love you bunches, mommy 7 post comment

Dear Frack, [10 Dec 2009|02:08pm] note_to_cat [mefie_toi] Every time I look at your picture (which is currently my desktop background), I think how hard it must be for you right now, without your brother, without your mother. I was so sad that I never got to say goodbye to Momma cat or Tiny. ( once there was twelve... ) 1 post comment

[10 Dec 2009|02:10pm] note_to_cat [vanillarouge] Dear (?) Haruhi: No matter how cute you look, no matter how much I laugh at you, no matter how much attention you get... DO. NOT. REMOVE. YOUR. COLLAR. It is not meant for you to chew on, it will not strangle you, and no, you positively don't look like the dogs. I know the bell annoys you and you can't be as stealth as you always are, but you have to get used to it, just like your cat mother in Ale's house did. I bet you do not want to get lost, do you? -Love, Human!Mum. 1 post comment

[10 Dec 2009|11:16am] note_to_cat [morningapproach] Dear Pixel, Thank you so much for climbing on my lap the other night. You have never done this before, and I love that you did so this one time. I understand that you are a very independent kitty still, but mommy loves Together Time with her KittenKids, and would love to have more of it with you. Incidentally, keep coming on to the bed in the morning when I am waking up. It is nice to have the warmth of your body snuggled against me purring even if I do have to stay half-awake stroking your fur. Also, when I pet your brother, please don't sit nearby and sulk and then run away when I try to pet you. You can't whine that I don't give you enough attention if you don't let me give it to you! I love you Baby Girl. -Mommy Dear Marvin, You are my Big Boy, and you always will be. Please don't misunderstand me loving your sister to be that I love you any less - she comes to me willingly, and you so rarely do. Also, I am sorry for holding you the other day when you didn't want me to - your fur was so warm and soft and I was tired and in need of KittyLove, and your sister has some nasty claws on her. Love, Mommy post comment

Snakeums is not a plaything [10 Dec 2009|10:59am] note_to_cat [karahmia07] [ mood | sleepy ] Dearest Alice and Toki, You have been behaving yourself quite well since we had our last little kitty conference, but there are still a few things that need to be adressed. Titan is very interesting i know, but he is big enough to eat you. You both need to stop sitting on his cage, or you toki who likes to sharpen your nails on his roof. Its not nice, and if he decided to get out he could, and then if he ate you it would be your own fault for constantly antagonising him. you are small 5 pound kitten toki-bean, he is 7.5ft snake that weighs triple what you and your sister weigh together. I know you love to be in mine and daddys room, but when im getting dressed there is no reason to open the door on me, especially now that uncle chris is staying with us. He really does not need to see me in my birthday suit okay? I love you guys so much, but sometimes i want to beat you an inch from your little furry lives. especially when you jump into my lap with claws out while im wearing shorts. I think you do it intentionally. Keep up the good work on annoying uncle chris though, maybe he will move out sooner if you guys keep playing kitty race track at 3 am. Love you so much. Mommy post comment

Dear Nova... [10 Dec 2009|01:42am] note_to_cat [tonihime] Let's talk and set a few things straight. 1. Every time I go to the bathroom... no matter what you're doing, you sprint in after me and beg me to turn on the sink so you can have a drink. Oddly enough, mommy doesn't have the reach to turn it on while she's doing her business. Mommy doesn't bother you when YOU'RE on the toilet. So please stop meowing at me during my entire potty time. It doesn't make it go any faster. Promise. And I WILL turn the water on for you when I'm done. 2. The carpet, rugs, sofa, chairs, mattress, box spring, walls and mirrors are NOT for scratching. You have a kitty tree. I know you know where it is. You know I know you know where it is. If you need to scratch, for the love of god, USE IT. 3. When mommy is trying to sleep, CUT IT OUT with the mirror scratching. You don't do this when daddy is trying to fall asleep. I've made it pretty obvious that I don't like it. Do you just enjoy seeing me get out of bed every 2 minutes to shoo you away from the mirrors? I don't like locking you out of the bedroom at night... but if you don't cut it out soon, I'll have to do that every night. 4. When mommy is asleep and trying to stay asleep, CUT IT OUT with the mirror scratching. You know this wakes mommy up. Yesterday we did this song and dance at 5 AM, 6 AM, 7 AM and 8 AM... until I finally just gave up and stayed awake. Mommy needs her beauty sleep. 5. You are not an outdoor cat even though you think you are. Yes, you get balcony time... but please stop running out the front door and down the stairs. And when you feel the want to be outside, just don't sit at the front door and wail. You won't be going out there. Ever. 6. Purr for me more. Those rare moments you do purr make mommy really happy. I love you... even when I feel like strangling you... <3 1 post comment

Dear Kieran & Clovis [09 Dec 2009|11:51pm] note_to_cat [nyracat] Why must you always get on the bed while dad and I are making it? You think it's fun, you think it's cute (and I admit, it is entertaining when one of you is UNDER the bottom sheet and the other is on the top swatting the hell out of the one underneath) but it's kind of annoying. So stop, and go back to ignoring each other. It's a little less entertaining than the over/under the sheet trick, but it sure makes changing the sheets a lot easier. We love you anyhow, you silly boys. Love, Mom 8 post comment

Can't we all just get along? [09 Dec 2009|07:58pm] note_to_cat [nimuejohn] [ mood | aggravated ] Dear Frodo, Stop playing poke-the-hissycat. You are huge, and Peaseblossom can't help feeling threatened, even if you think it's just play. Plus, she's feeling extra cranky lately because of having to start subcutaneous fluid therapy. I found tufts of black fur in the hallway last night, so you're busted, dude. Dear Peasie, It is not necessary for you to growl, hiss, and generally be a drama queen every time Frodo and Savannah run into the room. They are playing with each other, and 99% of the time will ignore you if you don't draw attention to yourself. You've used this strategy in the past, and there's no reason to abandon it just because you're Miss Crankypants lately. I know you don't like the needle, sweetie; I stuck myself with it Monday and I didn't like it either. It's for your own good. Next time I promise I will warm up the bag first. Dear Savannah, I know you're involved in this somehow, despite your tiny cuteness. You're probably the ringleader. Go beat up your brother for a change. Love, Mom post comment

[10 Dec 2009|01:32am] note_to_cat [harmlesskitty] Dearest Harriet, Baby, I know it's a tough world and it's hard to trust, and you were born into a RSPCA shelter. But I did take you home from there when you were just nine weeks old and I have given you and your sister kitty sanctuary, fed you, played with you, covered my flat in nice spots for a bit of a sleep and loved you for 18 months now. So why oh Hazzy Baby, do you still feed the need to dig each and every razor sharp claw in your possession deep into my soft flesh when you come to me for a cuddle? I promise I am not going to drop you. Really. Your sister Dave rolls around on me, flips onto her back, is limp in my arms with trust. But you, not so much. If you can stop with the ripping of my flesh, I'll stop shooing you away when you try to get under the covers at 3am after playing in the rain. I've started keeping a facecloth for a quick dry-off by the bed for just such (too regular) occurrences. Does that sound like a fair compromise? This is not conditional, I will always love you, no matter what, you neurotic kitty-thing. always, your Cat Mutha post comment

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